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A game of chicken!

Posted on March 23, 2021 by Sunny South News
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Picture Butte Bylaw Enforcement Officer Ryan Mosby received a call to view an illegal chicken. The dangerous jail-bird was spotted on Maple Drive. Town council has been valiantly attempting to remove any hens from town, as they constitute a clear and present danger. Town council members appear to have politically aligned themselves with the CCCP (Cackling Chicken Control Party). But, what we may ask is the protection available under the Free Chicken Bill? Is there no escape? No, council keeps pecking away at the rights and enacting draconian measures. The offending hen has so far escaped the awaiting leg irons and we are not eggsactly sure where the dangerous bird is hiding. Perhaps in Robbers Roost. Praise be to our council for saving us from those vicious hens.

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